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| + | ==== I am the QCD ==== | ||
| + | based on Iggy Pop - The Passenger | ||
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| + | <code> | ||
| Chords: | Chords: | ||
| - | + | Italian LAm - FA - DO - SOL | |
| - | Italian LAm - FA - DO - SOL | + | |
| International Am - F - C - G | International Am - F - C - G | ||
| - | + | Eb Saxophone F# - D - A - E | |
| - | Eb Saxophone F# - D - A - E | + | |
| Text: | Text: | ||
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| I am a proton at the LHC | I am a proton at the LHC | ||
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| And I loop and I loop | And I loop and I loop | ||
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| I ride through the magnet's backside | I ride through the magnet's backside | ||
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| I feel the kicks of the cavity | I feel the kicks of the cavity | ||
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| and jets come-out of covf(efe) | and jets come-out of covf(efe) | ||
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| You know collisions look good tonight | You know collisions look good tonight | ||
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| I am the gluon of the QCD | I am the gluon of the QCD | ||
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| And I loop and I loop | And I loop and I loop | ||
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| I ride through the proton backside | I ride through the proton backside | ||
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| I see the colors come out of the c | I see the colors come out of the c | ||
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| They're deconfined in QGP | They're deconfined in QGP | ||
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| You know the jets look good tonight | You know the jets look good tonight | ||
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| Singin' L-O N-L-O N-N-L-O (N3LO) | Singin' L-O N-L-O N-N-L-O (N3LO) | ||
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| I am the counterterm | I am the counterterm | ||
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| I subtract I subtract | I subtract I subtract | ||
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| You get no divergence tonight | You get no divergence tonight | ||
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| and the Sudakov resums it right | and the Sudakov resums it right | ||
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| but it still does not compile | but it still does not compile | ||
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| and I don't know which scale is right, tonight | and I don't know which scale is right, tonight | ||
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| Singin' L-L N-L-L N-N-L-L (N3LL) | Singin' L-L N-L-L N-N-L-L (N3LL) | ||
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| I am a Rivet routine | I am a Rivet routine | ||
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| And I loop and I loop | And I loop and I loop | ||
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| I analyze your Les Houches event file | I analyze your Les Houches event file | ||
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| I produce your plots on the fly | I produce your plots on the fly | ||
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| I see the colors come out too bright | I see the colors come out too bright | ||
| + | and they won't look too good on the slides, tonight | ||
| - | and they won't look good on the slides, tonight | + | Singin' L-O N-L-O N-N-L-O |
| - | + | </code> | |
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| - | Singin' L-O N-L-O N-N-L-O | + | |
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