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| + | Bohiggsian Rhapsody | ||
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| Is this the real life? | Is this the real life? | ||
| Is this just fantasy? | Is this just fantasy? | ||
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| Open your eyes, | Open your eyes, | ||
| - | Look to LHC and see, | + | Look to CERN and see, |
| - | I'm just a light Higgs, I need no supersymmetry, | + | I'm just a light Higgs, I need no symmetry, |
| Because I'm easy come, easy go, | Because I'm easy come, easy go, | ||
| Little high, little low, | Little high, little low, | ||
| - | Any way the stop blows doesn't really matter to me, to me. | + | Any scale the stop sits doesn't really matter to me, to me. |
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| + | SUSY, just killed a model, | ||
| + | Put a cut against background, | ||
| + | Passed my trigger, placed my bounds. | ||
| + | SUSY, life had just begun, | ||
| + | But now I'm done excluding all the way. | ||
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| + | SUSY, ooh, | ||
| + | Didn't mean to make you die, | ||
| + | If I'm not back at FCC tomorrow, | ||
| + | Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters. | ||
| + | |||
| + | Too late, my time has come, | ||
| + | Sends anthropics down my mind, | ||
| + | Mass is tuning all the time. | ||
| + | Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go, | ||
| + | Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth. | ||
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| + | SUSY, ooh, | ||
| + | I don't want you to die, | ||
| + | I wish you'd never unified at all. | ||
| + | |||
| + | I see a little aaa-nomaly of a B, | ||
| + | (A)nomaly, (A)nomaly, will you be the Standard Model? | ||
| + | Statistics and data, | ||
| + | Very, very frightening to me. | ||
| + | (Galileo) Galileo. | ||
| + | (Galileo) Galileo, | ||
| + | Galileo Figaro | ||
| + | Machine-learn-it-it-it-it-it. | ||
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| + | I'm just a poor B, nobody loves me. | ||
| + | He's just a poor B from a flavour family, | ||
| + | Spare him his life from this anomaly. | ||
| + | |||
| + | Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? | ||
| + | B-meson! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!) | ||
| + | B-meson! We will not let you go. (Let him go!) | ||
| + | B-meson! We will not let you go. (Let me go!) | ||
| + | Will not let you go. (Let me go!) | ||
| + | Never let you go (Never, never, never, never let me go) | ||
| + | Oh oh oh oh | ||
| + | No, no, no, no, no, no, no | ||
| + | Oh, mia meson, mia meson (mia meson, let me go.) | ||
| + | B-leptoquarks has a U1 put aside for me, for me, for me. | ||
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| + | So you keep only stops and split SUSY up hiiiigh | ||
| + | So we want UED but can't compactifyyyy | ||
| + | Oh LHC can't do this to me baby | ||
| + | Just gotta get bounds just gotta get bounds from the Hiiiggs | ||
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| + | Oh oh oh yeah, oh oh yeah | ||
| + | Five percent is matter | ||
| + | Rest we cannot see | ||
| + | There's meant to be dark matter | ||
| + | Nothing really matters to meeee | ||
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| + | </code> | ||
| - | etc. | ||
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