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Open your eyes, | Open your eyes, | ||
- | Look to LHC and see, | + | Look to CERN and see, |
- | I'm just a light Higgs, I need no supersymmetry, | + | I'm just a light Higgs, I need no symmetry, |
Because I'm easy come, easy go, | Because I'm easy come, easy go, | ||
Little high, little low, | Little high, little low, | ||
- | Any way the stop blows doesn't really matter to me, to me. | + | Any scale the stop sits doesn't really matter to me, to me. |
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+ | SUSY, just killed a model, | ||
+ | Put a cut against background, | ||
+ | Passed my trigger, placed my bounds. | ||
+ | SUSY, life had just begun, | ||
+ | But now I'm done excluding all the way. | ||
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+ | SUSY, ooh, | ||
+ | Didn't mean to make you die, | ||
+ | If I'm not back at FCC tomorrow, | ||
+ | Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Too late, my time has come, | ||
+ | Sends anthropics down my mind, | ||
+ | Mass is tuning all the time. | ||
+ | Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go, | ||
+ | Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth. | ||
+ | |||
+ | SUSY, ooh, | ||
+ | I don't want you to die, | ||
+ | I wish you'd never unified at all. | ||
+ | |||
+ | I see a wee anomaly ~~~~~~ of a B, | ||
+ | (A)nomaly, (A)nomaly, will you be the Standard Model? | ||
+ | Statistics and data, | ||
+ | Very, very frightening to me. | ||
+ | (Galileo) Galileo. | ||
+ | (Galileo) Galileo, | ||
+ | Galileo Figaro | ||
+ | Machine-learn-it-it-it-it-it. | ||
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+ | I'm just a poor B, nobody loves me. | ||
+ | He's just a poor B from a flavour family, | ||
+ | Spare him his life from this anomaly. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Easy come, easy go, will you get into Les Houches | ||
+ | B-meson! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!) | ||
+ | B-meson! We will not let you go. (Let him go!) | ||
+ | B-meson! We will not let you go. (Let me go!) | ||
+ | Will not let you go. (Let me go!) | ||
+ | Never let you go | ||
+ | Oh, oh, oh, oh | ||
+ | No, no, no, no, no, no, no | ||
+ | Oh, mia meson, mia meson (mia meson, let me go.) | ||
+ | B-leptoquarks has a U1 put aside for me, for me, for me. | ||
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+ | So you keep only stops and split SUSY up hiiiigh | ||
+ | So we want UED but can't compactifyyyy | ||
+ | Oh LHC can't do this to me baby | ||
+ | Just gotta get bounds just gotta get bounds from the Hiiiggs | ||
+ | |||
+ | Five percent is atoms | ||
+ | Rest we cannot see | ||
+ | There's meant to be dark matter | ||
+ | Or gravity is messed up. Maybeeeeeeeeeee. | ||
- | etc. | ||
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