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2019:lh2019_theme [2019/06/22 03:06]
tevong.you
2019:lh2019_theme [2019/06/23 23:49]
jonathan.butterworth
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 Open your eyes, Open your eyes,
-Look to LHC and see, +Look to CERN and see, 
-I'm just a light Higgs, I need no supersymmetry,+I'm just a light Higgs, I need no symmetry,
 Because I'm easy come, easy go, Because I'm easy come, easy go,
 Little high, little low, Little high, little low,
-Any way the stop blows doesn'​t really matter to me, to me.+Any scale the stop sits doesn'​t really matter to me, to me.
  
 SUSY, just killed a model, SUSY, just killed a model,
 Put a cut against background, Put a cut against background,
-Passed my trigger, ​now it's dead.+Passed my trigger, ​placed my bounds.
 SUSY, life had just begun, SUSY, life had just begun,
-But now I've done excluding all away.+But now I'done excluding all the way.
  
 SUSY, ooh, SUSY, ooh,
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 Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters. Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.
  
 +Too late, my time has come,
 +Sends anthropics down my mind,
 +Mass is tuning all the time.
 +Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
 +Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
 +
 +SUSY, ooh,
 +I don't want you to die,
 +I wish you'd never unified at all.
 +
 +I see a wee anomaly ~~~~~~ of a B,
 +(A)nomaly, (A)nomaly, will you be the Standard Model?
 +Statistics and data,
 +Very, very frightening to me.
 +(Galileo) Galileo.
 +(Galileo) Galileo,
 +Galileo Figaro
 +Machine-learn-it-it-it-it-it.
 +
 +I'm just a poor B, nobody loves me.
 +He's just a poor B from a flavour family,
 +Spare him his life from this anomaly.
 +
 +Easy come, easy go, will you get into Les Houches
 +B-meson! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)
 +B-meson! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
 +B-meson! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
 +Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
 +Never let you go
 +Oh, oh, oh, oh
 +No, no, no, no, no, no, no
 +Oh, mia meson, mia meson (mia meson, let me go.)
 +B-leptoquarks has a U1 put aside for me, for me, for me.
 +
 +So you keep only stops and split SUSY up hiiiigh
 +So we want UED but can't compactifyyyy
 +Oh LHC can't do this to me baby
 +Just gotta get bounds just gotta get bounds from the Hiiiggs
 +
 +Five percent is atoms
 +Rest we cannot see
 +There'​s meant to be dark matter ​
 +Or gravity is messed up. Maybeeeeeeeeeee. ​
  
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