====== Parity Star ====== A conversation between low-energy and high-energy. //To the tune of Africa by Toto// Muonic atoms to excite\\ But they hear only whispers of some flavor violation\\ Dinner served at 7:30 tight\\ The cow bell's toll breaks silence of this awkward conversation\\ I drew a Feynman diagram\\ Hoping to find some long forgotten loops or ancient symmetries\\ It came to me: low energy Parity will open up our view\\ // Gonna break C.P. to take me away from you\\ There's nothing that a hundred TeV could ever do\\ I skip the hike, take the cable car\\ Gonna use Les Houches to find the things we never knew\\ // Lepto-quark cries out in the night\\ As it deep learns the network for this lovely scalar jamboree\\ I know that I must do what's right\\ Sure as H double gamma rises like scale factors above the Q C D\\ I seek to learn what's deep inside\\ Searching for this missing axion\\ // Gonna take a lot to drag this through review\\ There's nothing that a clock or EDM could ever do\\ I skip the hike, take the cable car\\ Gonna use Les Houches to find the things we never knew\\ // [Bridge:] Hurry up this song is overdue\\ // Gonna take the lot of us to learn what's true\\ Let's solve the myst'ries fix this Standard Model zoo\\ I skip the hike, take the cable car\\ I skip the hike, take the cable car (I skip the hike)\\ I skip the hike, take the cable car (I skip the hike)\\ I skip the hike, take the cable car\\ I skip the hike, take the cable car (Gonna take us all)\\ Gonna use Les Houches to find the things we never knew\\ // Adapted by: Julian, Adinda, Elina, Natalia, Sebastian, Susan, Fiona