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Open your eyes, | Open your eyes, | ||
- | Look to LHC and see, | + | Look to CERN and see, |
I'm just a light Higgs, I need no symmetry, | I'm just a light Higgs, I need no symmetry, | ||
Because I'm easy come, easy go, | Because I'm easy come, easy go, | ||
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SUSY, ooh, | SUSY, ooh, | ||
- | I don't want you die, | + | I don't want you to die, |
I wish you'd never unified at all. | I wish you'd never unified at all. | ||
- | I see a little anomaly of a B, | + | I see a wee anomaly ~~~~~~ of a B, |
- | Anomaly, Anomaly, will you be the Standard Model? | + | (A)nomaly, (A)nomaly, will you be the Standard Model? |
Statistics and data, | Statistics and data, | ||
- | Very, very frightening me. | + | Very, very frightening to me. |
(Galileo) Galileo. | (Galileo) Galileo. | ||
(Galileo) Galileo, | (Galileo) Galileo, | ||
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I'm just a poor B, nobody loves me. | I'm just a poor B, nobody loves me. | ||
He's just a poor B from a flavour family, | He's just a poor B from a flavour family, | ||
- | Spare him his life from this M-theory. | + | Spare him his life from this anomaly. |
- | Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? | + | Easy come, easy go, will you get into Les Houches |
B-meson! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!) | B-meson! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!) | ||
B-meson! We will not let you go. (Let him go!) | B-meson! We will not let you go. (Let him go!) | ||
B-meson! We will not let you go. (Let me go!) | B-meson! We will not let you go. (Let me go!) | ||
Will not let you go. (Let me go!) | Will not let you go. (Let me go!) | ||
- | Never let you go (Never, never, never, never let me go) | + | Never let you go |
- | Oh oh oh oh | + | Oh, oh, oh, oh |
No, no, no, no, no, no, no | No, no, no, no, no, no, no | ||
Oh, mia meson, mia meson (mia meson, let me go.) | Oh, mia meson, mia meson (mia meson, let me go.) | ||
B-leptoquarks has a U1 put aside for me, for me, for me. | B-leptoquarks has a U1 put aside for me, for me, for me. | ||
- | etc. | + | So you keep only stops and split SUSY up hiiiigh |
+ | So we want UED but can't compactifyyyy | ||
+ | Oh LHC can't do this to me baby | ||
+ | Just gotta get bounds just gotta get bounds from the Hiiiggs | ||
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+ | Five percent is atoms | ||
+ | Rest we cannot see | ||
+ | There's meant to be dark matter | ||
+ | Or gravity is messed up. Maybeeeeeeeeeee. | ||
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