Les Houches
2023 Session
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- Use of wiki pages and slack. Wifi access/set-up.
- Important info about bus, lodging, facilities.
- Bulletins.
Wikis of Previous sessions
Les Houches Themes
(Lyrics and Music)
(Lyrics and Music)
Bohiggsian Rhapsody
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landscape, No escape from string theory. Open your eyes, Look to CERN and see, I'm just a light Higgs, I need no symmetry, Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little low, Any scale the stop sits doesn't really matter to me, to me. SUSY, just killed a model, Put a cut against background, Passed my trigger, placed my bounds. SUSY, life had just begun, But now I'm done excluding all the way. SUSY, ooh, Didn't mean to make you die, If I'm not back at FCC tomorrow, Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters. Too late, my time has come, Sends anthropics down my mind, Mass is tuning all the time. Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go, Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth. SUSY, ooh, I don't want you to die, I wish you'd never unified at all. I see a wee anomaly ~~~~~~ of a B, (A)nomaly, (A)nomaly, will you be the Standard Model? Statistics and data, Very, very frightening to me. (Galileo) Galileo. (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro Machine-learn-it-it-it-it-it. I'm just a poor B, nobody loves me. He's just a poor B from a flavour family, Spare him his life from this anomaly. Easy come, easy go, will you get into Les Houches B-meson! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!) B-meson! We will not let you go. (Let him go!) B-meson! We will not let you go. (Let me go!) Will not let you go. (Let me go!) Never let you go Oh, oh, oh, oh No, no, no, no, no, no, no Oh, mia meson, mia meson (mia meson, let me go.) B-leptoquarks has a U1 put aside for me, for me, for me. So you keep only stops and split SUSY up hiiiigh So we want UED but can't compactifyyyy Oh LHC can't do this to me baby Just gotta get bounds just gotta get bounds from the Hiiiggs Five percent is atoms Rest we cannot see There's meant to be dark matter Or gravity is messed up. Maybeeeeeeeeeee.