Les Houches
2023 Session
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- Use of wiki pages and slack. Wifi access/set-up.
- Important info about bus, lodging, facilities.
- Bulletins.
Wikis of Previous sessions
Les Houches Themes
(Lyrics and Music)
(Lyrics and Music)
based on Iggy Pop - The Passenger
Chords: Italian LAm - FA - DO - SOL International Am - F - C - G Eb Saxophone F# - D - A - E Text: I am a proton at the LHC And I loop and I loop I ride through the magnet's backside I feel the kicks of the cavity and jets come-out of covf(efe) You know collisions look good tonight I am the gluon of the QCD And I loop and I loop I ride through the proton backside I see the colors come out of the c They're deconfined in QGP You know the jets look good tonight Singin' L-O N-L-O N-N-L-O (N3LO) I am the counterterm I subtract I subtract You get no divergence tonight and the Sudakov resums it right but it still does not compile and I don't know which scale is right, tonight Singin' L-L N-L-L N-N-L-L (N3LL) I am a Rivet routine And I loop and I loop I analyze your Les Houches event file I produce your plots on the fly I see the colors come out too bright and they won't look too good on the slides, tonight Singin' L-O N-L-O N-N-L-O