Les Houches

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Chords:

Italian LAm - FA - DO - SOL

International Am - F - C - G

Eb Saxophone F# - D - A - E

Text:

I am a proton at the LHC

And I loop and I loop

I ride through the magnet's backside

I feel the kicks of the cavity

and jets come-out of covf(efe)

You know collisions look good tonight

I am the gluon of the QCD

And I loop and I loop

I ride through the proton backside

I see the colors come out of the c

They're deconfined in QGP

You know the jets look good tonight

Singin' L-O N-L-O N-N-L-O (N3LO)

I am the counterterm

I subtract I subtract

You get no divergence tonight

and the Sudakov resums it right

but it still does not compile

and I don't know which scale is right, tonight

Singin' L-L N-L-L N-N-L-L (N3LL)

I am a Rivet routine

And I loop and I loop

I analyze your Les Houches event file

I produce your plots on the fly

I see the colors come out too bright

and they won't look good on the slides, tonight

Singin' L-O N-L-O N-N-L-O