Les Houches

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I am a proton at the LHC And I loop and I loop I ride through the magnet's backside I feel the kicks of the cavity and jets come-out of covf(efe) You know collisions look good tonight

I am the gluon of the QCD And I loop and I loop I ride through the proton backside I see the colors come out of the c They're deconfined in QGP You know the jets look good tonight

Singin' L-O N-L-O N-N-L-O (N3LO)

I am the counterterm I subtract I subtract You get no divergence tonight and the Sudakov resums it right but it still does not compile and I don't know which scale is right, tonight

Singin' L-L N-L-L N-N-L-L (N3LL)

I am a Rivet routine And I loop and I loop I analyze your Les Houches event file I produce your plots on the fly I see the colors come out too bright and they won't look good on the slides, tonight

Singin' L-O N-L-O N-N-L-O