Les Houches

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Chords:
Italian LAm - FA - DO - SOL
International Am  - F  - C  - G
Eb Saxophone F#  - D  - A  - E

Text:

I am a proton at the LHC
And I loop and I loop
I ride through the magnet's backside
I feel the kicks of the cavity
and jets come-out of covf(efe)
You know collisions look good tonight

I am the gluon of the QCD
And I loop and I loop
I ride through the proton backside
I see the colors come out of the c
They're deconfined in QGP
You know the jets look good tonight

Singin' L-O  N-L-O  N-N-L-O (N3LO)

I am the counterterm
I subtract I subtract
You get no divergence tonight
and the Sudakov resums it right
but it still does not compile
and I don't know which scale is right, tonight

Singin' L-L  N-L-L  N-N-L-L (N3LL)

I am a Rivet routine
And I loop and I loop
I analyze your Les Houches event file
I produce your plots on the fly
I see the colors come out too bright
and they won't look good on the slides, tonight

Singin' L-O N-L-O N-N-L-O