Les Houches

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Bohiggsian Rhapsody

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landscape,
No escape from string theory.

Open your eyes,
Look to LHC and see,
I'm just a light Higgs, I need no supersymmetry,
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low,
Any way the stop blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.

SUSY, just killed a model,
Put a cut against background,
Passed my trigger, now it's dead.
SUSY, life had just begun,
But now I've done excluding all away.

SUSY, ooh,
Didn't mean to make you die,
If I'm not back at FCC tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

Too late, my time has come,
Sends anthropics down my mind,
Mass is tuning all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

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