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Bohiggsian Rhapsody

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landscape,
No escape from string theory.

Open your eyes,
Look to LHC and see,
I'm just a light Higgs, I need no symmetry,
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low,
Any scale the stop sits doesn't really matter to me, to me.

SUSY, just killed a model,
Put a cut against background,
Passed my trigger, placed my bounds.
SUSY, life had just begun,
But now I'm done excluding all the way.

SUSY, ooh,
Didn't mean to make you die,
If I'm not back at FCC tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

Too late, my time has come,
Sends anthropics down my mind,
Mass is tuning all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

SUSY, ooh,
I don't want you die,
I wish you'd never unified at all.

I see a little anomaly of a B,
Anomaly, Anomaly, will you be the Standard Model?
Statistics and data,
Very, very frightening to me.
(Galileo) Galileo.
(Galileo) Galileo,
Galileo Figaro
Machine-learn-it-it-it-it-it.

I'm just a poor B, nobody loves me.
He's just a poor B from a flavour family,
Spare him his life from this anomaly.

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
B-meson! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)
B-meson! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
B-meson! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Never let you go (Never, never, never, never let me go)
Oh oh oh oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mia meson, mia meson (mia meson, let me go.)
B-leptoquarks has a U1 put aside for me, for me, for me.

So you think only stops SUSY split up hiiiigh
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here


Oh oh oh yeah, oh oh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters 
Nothing really matters to me
Anyway the wind blows
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