Les Houches

“I.R.C. safe” (YMCA, Village People)

PART 1
Les Houches, there's a place you can go
I said, Les Houches, when you're short on ideas
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time!

PART 2
Les Houches, where we all can discuss
I said, Les Houches, in the beautiful Alps
You can stay there, and then try to combine
truth and reco, then go drink wine!

CHORUS A
We want jet's flavour to be I. R. C. Safe
We want jet's flavour to be I. R. C. Safe
Cannot just count the b's, of an anti-kt
because even a soft gluon splits

PART 1
Les Houches, there's a place you can go
I said, Les Houches, when you're short on ideas
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time!

PART 2
Les Houches, where we all can discuss
I said, Les Houches, in the beautiful Alps
You can stay there, and then try to combine
truth and reco, then go drink wine!

CHORUS B
We should reduce the ne-ga-tive weights
and compute processes at N3LO
This is our wishlist, to make Joey in peace
and then make the best of stats

CHORUS A x2
We want jet's flavour to be I. R. C. Safe
We want jet's flavour to be I. R. C. Safe
Cannot just count the b's, of an anti-kt
because even a soft gluon splits