Les Houches

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PART 1 Les Houches, there's a place you can go I said, Les Houches, when you're short on ideas You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find Many ways to have a good time!

PART 2 Les Houches, where we all can discuss I said, Les Houches, in the beautiful Alps You can stay there, and then try to combine truth and reco, then go drink wine!

CHORUS A We want jet's flavour to be I. R. C. Safe We want jet's flavour to be I. R. C. Safe Cannot just count the b's, of an anti-kt because even a soft gluon splits

PART 1 Les Houches, there's a place you can go I said, Les Houches, when you're short on ideas You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find Many ways to have a good time!

PART 2 Les Houches, where we all can discuss I said, Les Houches, in the beautiful Alps You can stay there, and then try to combine truth and reco, then go drink wine!

CHORUS B We should reduce the ne-ga-tive weights and compute processes at N3LO This is our wishlist, to make Joey in peace and then make the best of stats

CHORUS A x2 We want jet's flavour to be I. R. C. Safe We want jet's flavour to be I. R. C. Safe Cannot just count the b's, of an anti-kt because even a soft gluon splits