A conversation between low-energy and high-energy.

To the tune of Africa by Toto

Muonic atoms to excite
But they hear only whispers of some flavor violation
Dinner served at 7:30 tight
The cow bell's toll breaks silence of this awkward conversation
I drew a Feynman diagram
Hoping to find some long forgotten loops or ancient symmetries
It came to me: low energy Parity will open up our view

Gonna break C.P. to take me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred TeV could ever do
I skip the hike, take the cable car
Gonna use Les Houches to find the things we never knew

Lepto-quark cries out in the night
As it deep learns the network for this lovely scalar jamboree
I know that I must do what's right
Sure as H double gamma rises like scale factors above the Q C D
I seek to learn what's deep inside
Searching for this missing axion

Gonna take a lot to drag this through review
There's nothing that a clock or EDM could ever do
I skip the hike, take the cable car
Gonna use Les Houches to find the things we never knew

[Bridge:] Hurry up this song is overdue

Gonna take the lot of us to learn what's true
Let's solve the myst'ries fix this Standard Model zoo
I skip the hike, take the cable car
I skip the hike, take the cable car (I skip the hike)
I skip the hike, take the cable car (I skip the hike)
I skip the hike, take the cable car
I skip the hike, take the cable car (Gonna take us all)
Gonna use Les Houches to find the things we never knew

Adapted by: Julian, Adinda, Elina, Natalia, Sebastian, Susan, Fiona