A conversation between low-energy and high-energy.

To the tune of Africa by Toto

Muonic atoms to excite
But they hear only whispers of some flavor violation
Dinner served at 7:30 tight
The cow bell's toll breaks silence of this awkward conversation
I drew a Feynman diagram
Hoping to find some long forgotten loops or ancient symmetries
It came to me as panic set “hurry up this song is overdue”

Gonna break C.P. to take me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred TeV could ever do
I skip the hike, take the cable car
Gonna use Les Houches to find the things we never knew

Lepto-quark cries out at night
As it deep learns the network for this lovely scalar jamboree
I know that I must do what's right
Sure as H to gamma gamma rises up above the Q C D
I seek to learn what's deep inside
Searching for this missing axion

Gonna take a lot to drag this through review
There's nothing that a clock or EDM could ever do
I skip the hike, take the cable car
Gonna use Les Houches to find the things we never knew

[Bridge:] Hurry up this song is overdue

Gonna take the lot of us to learn what's true
Let's solve the myst'ries fix this standard model zoo
I skip the hike, take the cable car
I skip the hike, take the cable car (I skip the hike)
I skip the hike, take the cable car (I skip the hike)
I skip the hike, take the cable car
I skip the hike, take the cable car (Gonna take us all)
Gonna use Les Houches to find the things we never knew

Adapted by: Julian, Adinda, Elina, Natalia, Sebastian, Susan, Fiona